Danny Phantom's Understudy

Dearly beloved friends and tolerated acquaintances, I’m back.

It’s been two Saturdays now and I’m sure those of you who actually care about me were worried. To everyone else, make sure your back door is locked tonight.

In all honesty, the reason for my absence wasn’t because of anything life-altering in any way. It wasn’t even anything special at all. it just so happened that on the last two Saturdays before this one, I had places to be! Shocking, I know. I said the same thing when I realised it.

While I absolutely hate leaving my house, these outing were actually orchestrated by my own hands! Scandalous!

So its true that when things are actually going on in your life, you use the internet less. Truly crazy things happen when you put the phone down guys, you should try it. As I write this on yet another Saturday, I just want you to reflect on how much better your life would be if you just put the frigging phone down.

This email was essentially written as a proof of life statement so you guys don’t think that I died or something. I’m alive you guys. I haven’t given up yet! To all my opps, if you see this, I hope your pillow is warm and your ice cream melts on your nicest shirt. That’s all for today.

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Esther❤️