Been girlbossing too hard

I meant what I said about your partner btw. If you can forgive them for not loving you correctly, you can forgive me for forgetting to send you newsletter. When you think about it tho, it’s actually a long time to go without laughing but you should forgive me just the same.

Please.

Don’t unsubscribe either!

Anyway, now that grovelling is out of the way, let me tell you something. Do you know one of the most effective ways to motivate yourself to do things? It’s to develop crushes in every essential place so you always have something to motivate you to go.

I mean if you can’t seem to get up for work, develop a little crush on your coworker, that’s gonna be extremely easy(you already see them everyday)

If you hate going to class, develop a crush on a classmate(not a teacher!) and watch as your attendance starts to improve. There’s nothing like delusion and daydreaming to reeeeeally boost one’s productivity.

Think about it like this, if you like someone, you’d want to impress them right? then you start working hard, pushing yourself, dressing nice and smelling good so that they can say something to you. A little ‘great job on that project’ or a ‘you smell amazing today’ and in no time you’ve forgotten that your job makes you want to take a bath with a toaster.

Now I’m not saying you should ask them out or tell them you like them. Do NOT do that.

That’s not the purpose of this crush, this is a functional crush, the only purpose it serves is to motivate you and push you to be a better employee/student. Whatever consequences you face after you tell them is completely your business because I promise you, it will be awkward and you will hate coming in to work even more than before you developed the crush.

So listen to my advice kids, it’s (1) Develop crush (2) Become more productive

Never EVER tell them you like them because you will be stuck with for 8 hours a day and they’d still manage to avoid you in a 200sqf building. So save yourself the embarrassment and hold your frigging tongue.

Anyway, that’s my little tidbit of knowledge after being away for so long. I hope you’ve learned something to make you even more productive and when you become incredibly successful because of it, my bank account details is only an email away for donations.

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All my love and knowledge,

Esther❤️