I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!

Hi, if you’re mad at the subject line, please know that I can’t drive either so we’re just two twins!(Twitter reference, please get it🤲)

Anyway, I’m sending this email because I’m home doing nothing on a Thursday because I’m on holiday enjoying my birthday. It’s not today, you already missed it and I’ll never forgive you😑😑

If you’d like redemption, reply to this email with a picture of your pet. Then I’ll consider forgiving you. If not, forget about it.

Anyway, this odd letter is because I’m bored and I remembered that I had full access to 50-odd people’s emails so here we are.

Let me tell you a story, for my birthday, I decided that I wouldn’t go the usual route and go out for dinner or something so I planned to make scented candles in my house.

Have I ever made a candle from scratch before you ask?

No, I hadn’t. But I figured that it could be that serious, I watched a bunch of TikToks to educate myself on the process and burning my house down was the only concern I had about the whole process.

That was exactly what I thought until the day came and I poured hot wax on my hand a couple times, then my opinion changed. I couldn’t believe that TikTok failed me, it was supposed to be the GenZ Google.

I tried to make a birthday cake inspired candle and long story short, I failed incredibly.

I managed to make a couple candles without burning my house down however and I’ve decided to be gracious and show you all pictures of the outcome. You can call me amazing in your head and the little birdies will relay the messages to me.

Anyway, here are the pictures I promised and the song of the week.

You’re welcomeeeeeeee.

Song of the week

Spotify

Apple Music

All my love❤️

Esther