The Colour White and why I hate it.

Yes, I said it, I hate the colour white.

I honestly think its an aggressive colour and its really hard to look at. Which is why the background for this email isn’t white but something that looks like it’s less annoying distant cousin Frank.

If you guessed that I’m one of those people who use dark mode on every app on their phone, then you guessed correctly. I immediately get annoyed when an application doesn’t support dark mode and unless it’s completely necessary for my life and livelihood, I wouldn’t touch the app with a 10ft pole. Its my phone and it’ll look the way I want it to. One time, someone handed me their phone to look at something and it was on light mode( I actually scowled at them). It was a reflex action! Is it bad to want to have good eyesight by the time I’m 60? I don’t think so.

What’s annoying about this whole rant is, the CMS I’m currently using to write this is currently on light mode and it honestly feels like the sun is trying to make out with my eyeballs (just imagine that for a minute).

Speaking of the sun, I need her to come back real soon because it snowed all day and I, personally, am proud to say that I did not step foot out of my house at all. Snow and I just do not mix, mainly because whenever we cross paths, I usually end up with a mouth full of ice and twigs. The sun and I kind of have a weird relationship cos I miss her when she’s not around but when she comes around full time, I have to tell her to take it easy. It’s always one thing or the other with the weather lately, no? Shout out to global warming(not really, global warming is really bad and more people need to start being proactive)

Tweet of the week

I will be doing this section because like every other millennial in the world, I am practically obsessed with Twitter. I can’t be the only one who still doesn’t call it X right? It’s been Twitter for so long, calling it X just sounds weird 😬 .

This is usually the time everyone starts to wonder whether that job is really worth it. The temptation to call in sick waxes strong and you begin to realise that life was truly made for frolicking and taking naps with calfs on a hillside.

Song of the week

Yes, this is a necessary section because what’s the point of having great music taste if I don’t put people on?

The featured song this week is Born To Die by Lana Del Ray. You know when people say something scratches their brain the right way? That’s how this song sounds. It makes you want to sway like the flowers in a valley. Kinda like this:

Well, that’s all I’m gonna say for now, mainly because I’ve just drank a buttload of coffee and i need to walk on the walls for a few minutes. This was a lot easier than I thought it would be and hopefully, it’s funnier than you thought it would be.

All my love,

Esther ♥️